I love the language in some of the RV sales ads. Read this out loud, but put on your Tom Waits voice when you do it:
You are bidding
on a
1978
Cruise
Master
20"ft.
by Georgie Boy
This Little Beauty
is
all Fiberglass
Rare for this Year
It comes on a Dodge Sportsman Chassis
with a
360 V-8
Automatic
PS
PB
CC
and the Original AM-FM (8 Track)
that
Works.
This little Beauty
is Fully Self Contained and
Sleeps
5
with an Overhead Bunk
and the rear seating area
turns into a
Bed
also.
The Curtains are New
and the Cabinets are
Real
Wood
a Full Bath/Shower,Refrigerator & Freezer and a
Stove Top Range & Oven.
New Brakes
Calipers & Pads
New Exhaust
New Front Tires
New Hoses,Belts,windshield wipers and Battery
Don't missout
it's Priced to Sell.
As is
No Warranty
Did you miss the name?
This baby is called the
Cruuuuuise Master
[Editor's note: If you want to check out the cool Tom Waits song that inspired this post, step right up and check it out here. I hope this works. I'm experimenting with a feature on Vox, a nifto site that, I think, will allow me to upload music to be shared by M&M readers. Let me know if it works for you. Thanks, Mark]
Saturday, September 22, 2007
The Lyrical Language of RV Sales
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We're accepting audio submissions if anyone would like to post their version on the blog!
I don't know what the problem is but I didn't get anything. I got you your site Mark, but no music.
Hmm. Ok, thanks Freda, I'll see if I can figure out the problem. I may have some setting wrong.
Anyone else?
hey -- got the site and the tune! What's the story on vox and uploading music? all the rights stuff, etc?
P.S I like how RV Porn now has its own lable
Kay, not sure of the legal crossed T's and dotted I's, but I think they have some deal worked out that makes it ok because the music is streamed, not downloaded.
I discovered it through Undercover Black Man, one of my favorite blogs, which I'll post more about on another day.
Also Kay, you inspired me to make sauce tonight. I'm running out to the store right now and then I'm cooking up some Grandma Matassa special. Grazie.
hooray! cook on, dude.
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