Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Hamlet and the queen are no longer friends

You so need to take 1 minute out of your day to read McSweeny's Hamlet, the Facebook news feed edition:

"Horatio thinks he saw a ghost.

Hamlet thinks it's annoying when your uncle marries your mother right after your dad dies.

The king thinks Hamlet's annoying.

Laertes thinks Ophelia can do better.

Hamlet's father is now a zombie.

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The king poked the queen.

The queen poked the king back.

Hamlet and the queen are no longer friends.

Marcellus is pretty sure something's rotten around here.

Hamlet became a fan of daggers."

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1 comment:

kateco said...

kateco thinks that's hilarious